Funny Quote of the Day: Saturday, October 11, 2008

“...The quote lives on in my heart. Also my userpage, which is nice, as my heart is always losing stuff.”
Forum:Favorite quotes

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Funny Quote of the Day: Friday, October 10, 2008

“Tonight, after you fall asleep, I'm going to claw out your friggin' eyes.”
Forum:Ask Hinoa

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Funny Quote of the Day: Thursday, October 9, 2008

“An artist's depiction of a fruit bowl ninja. You see, the artist was actually trying to paint a fruit bowl at the time, and it was only when he finished and looked at the painting that he realized a ninja was hiding in front of him the whole time.”
Ninja

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Funny Quote of the Day: Wednesday, October 8, 2008

“I have nothing to declare but my own Genus.”
Oscar Wilde on being a Homo

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Funny Quote of the Day: Tuesday, October 7, 2008

“If you hear someone sneeze do not hesitate to say "God bless you". Atheists hate that.”
HowTo:Catch an Atheist

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Funny Quote of the Day: Monday, October 6, 2008

"1. The best keys to spread your message are Ctrl, C, and V.
2. Support redundancy, and post your own message based on the one above to show your support.
3. Preach to the choir instead of the congregation.
4. When in doubt, let the states decide
5. When for certain, let the states decide
6. It's the media's fault. Always.
7. Do not listen to the gentiles, no matter how good their points may be."

Ron Paul

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Funny Quote of the Day: Sunday, October 5, 2008

“I voted against, and now not even my tinfoil hat can block out the voices.”
Vote for me!

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