Funny Quote of the Day: Saturday, August 23, 2008

“Ask your closet what type of closet it is. If it answers with "I'm the only type of closet that can understand questions, and respond to them," then you're in luck. You can then converse with your closet.”
Why?:Are there voices coming from the closet?

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Funny Quote of the Day: Friday, August 22, 2008

“Dinosaurs were the original owners of the planet Earth, but sold it on a whim to Earth's current inhabitants for a bag of magic beans.”
Dinosaur

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Funny Quote of the Day: Thursday, August 21, 2008

“This is a normal badger, not a proto-badger. LEARN THE DIFFERENCE or don't come crying to me when your yams are missing!”
Non sequitur

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