Funny Quote of the Day: Saturday, October 4, 2008

“I can count the number of trolls who actually read the site's contents on no hands - partly because there are none and partly because I don't need to count on my hands.”
UN:DENY

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Funny Quote of the Day: Friday, October 3, 2008

“I swear to the court for mercy on his gajyeoohdo my cruel before, fine, go if you want to create a conflict that green flowers are pieot before!”
The article red light, translated into Korean and back again

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Funny Quote of the Day: Thursday, October 2, 2008

"Ah, walls. If the government is the foundation, and minorities are the floor that gets trampled on, then walls are the 'walls' that hold up the massive, domed ceiling of society."
Walls

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Funny Quote of the Day: Wednesday, October 1, 2008

“Maybe, but his spirit keeps clogging the drain.”
Boomer @ Unknown user's talkpage

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Funny Quote of the Day: Tuesday, September 30, 2008

DR. KIMBLE, STOP! --Cajek
I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE!!! --Boomer
BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE THE BLOODY GUN? --Cajek
BECAUSE I WAS BUSY KILLING THE WHORE NEXT DOOR! --Boomer
BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE THE BLOODY SUICIDE NOTE?? --Cajek
BECAUSE I... what? --Boomer
BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE THE BLOODY FOOTPRINT??? --Cajek
I... buh... just... what? --Boomer
BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE THE BLOODY FOON???? --Cajek
I DON'T KNOW!!!! I just don't know. I'm sorry. So sorry... --Boomer
Cajek and Boomer... and that's all I can tell you about this one

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Funny Quote of the Day: Monday, September 29, 2008

“If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.”
Uncyclopedia's Quick Vote for Deletion page

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Funny Quote of the Day: Sunday, September 28, 2008

“a Canadian who doesn't play hockey is like an American who doesn't stereotype people from other countries.”
Did You Know?

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