Funny Quote of the Day: Saturday, September 13, 2008

“It was Lee Harvey Oswald, I swear.”
The Man On The Grassy Knoll on committing the Perfect Murder

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Funny Quote of the Day: Friday, September 12, 2008

“Dectective Dawg knows what you did last summer - went to the beach... In Murderville!”
HowTo:Commit the Perfect Murder

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Funny Quote of the Day: Thursday, September 11, 2008

“Did you know that the hills are alive with the sound of music? ...and that if you stop singing you're committing murder?”
Did You Know?

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Funny Quote of the Day: Wednesday, September 10, 2008

“The part of my brain that allows me to experience happiness was returned to me. The part that remembers who stole it in the first place is still missing, though.”
Uncyclopedia's Village Dump

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Funny Quote of the Day: Tuesday, September 9, 2008

“It's beddy-bye time! Only replace "beddy" with ethnic and "bye" with cleansing.”
Did You Know?

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Funny Quote of the Day: Monday, September 8, 2008

“I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.”
Did You Know?

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Funny Quote of the Day: Sunday, September 7, 2008

“Does ye have yon time?”
HowTo:Speak Foreign

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