Funny Quote of the Day: Saturday, August 30, 2008

Type V Error: You have no fucking idea what you're doing, do you?
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Funny Quote of the Day: Friday, August 29, 2008

Check it out... see that? The Dilophosaurus is missing. He's eating a fat guy who pressed a fucking button. That's why you don't press the fucking buttons.
Jurassic Park

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Funny Quote of the Day: Thursday, August 28, 2008

"Oscar Wilde's wit is as sharp as a bandsaw and twice as insightful."
Oscar Wilde

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Funny Quote of the Day: Wednesday, August 27, 2008

“If your parents do not have any children, there is a 100% chance that you won't have any either.”
Did You Know?

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Funny Quote of the Day: Tuesday, August 26, 2008

“If you strike me down I shall become more dead than you can ever imagine.”
Captain Obvious

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Funny Quote of the Day: Monday, August 25, 2008

“C-3PO, a character from the Star Wars universe, is some sort of wonderful mechanical man.”
C-3PO

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Funny Quote of the Day: Sunday, August 24, 2008

“At its very surface...”
Shrek

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