Funny Quote of the Day: Saturday, September 27, 2008

“Iddy biddy's name is Kitty Carlisle? Dittum's is fluffy wuffy dipsy so lala cute!”
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Funny Quote of the Day: Friday, September 26, 2008

“I wasted the first 45 minutes of my hour typing about why "noses" were coming from the closet.”
THE on Why?:Are there voices coming from the closet?

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Funny Quote of the Day: Thursday, September 25, 2008

“Intestinal parasites CAN'T be claimed as dependents on your federal income tax return.”
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Funny Quote of the Day: Wednesday, September 24, 2008

“The only thing money can't buy is poverty.”
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Funny Quote of the Day: Tuesday, September 23, 2008

“We speak 200,000 languages! ...Granted, we may not actually understand 199,985 of them, but as long as there's an online text translator somewhere, we will ensure that all native speakers of Braille, 1337, Kenny McCormick and Beatboxing are able to loosely comprehend at least a few of our articles.”
Uncyclopedia:10 things you did not know about Uncyclopedia

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Funny Quote of the Day: Monday, September 22, 2008

Did you know that... violence is not the answer?

• ...but it gives you time while you figure out the answer?


• ...but it's a lot of fun?


• ...but it brings up plenty of new and interesting questions?


• ...unless your question is "What sells a PG-13 film?"


• ...I just got it wrong on purpose?

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Funny Quote of the Day: Sunday, September 21, 2008

“Crutches are like funny anecdotes, while wheelchairs are like sad stories”
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