Funny Quote of the Day: Saturday, September 20, 2008

“While love is stronger than hate, both are actually weaker than vinegar”
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Funny Quote of the Day: Friday, September 19, 2008

“It is better to have loved and lost than to find yourself living with a psycho for the rest of your life”
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Funny Quote of the Day: Thursday, September 18, 2008

“Hollywood has only actually filmed one chase scene, and they simply reuse it over and over”
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Funny Quote of the Day: Wednesday, September 17, 2008

“Shalom is one of the names of this big beardy dude who lives upstairs, who a lot of Hebrew speakers know, and many of them are a bit scared by him.”
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Funny Quote of the Day: Tuesday, September 16, 2008

“Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.”
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Funny Quote of the Day: Monday, September 15, 2008

“Despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes”
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Funny Quote of the Day: Sunday, September 14, 2008

“When it says 'Do not try at home', it actually means 'Do not try this at all'”
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