Funny Quote of the Day: Saturday, September 6, 2008

“life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate.”
Life

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Funny Quote of the Day: Friday, September 5, 2008

“At four o'clock, all the honest politicians will shrink down to two feet.”
Did You Know?

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Funny Quote of the Day: Thursday, September 4, 2008

“You have partial custody and may see your base on weekends.”
All Your Base Are Belong To Us

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Funny Quote of the Day: Wednesday, September 3, 2008

“He who laughs last will probably be an evil maniac with his finger on a large red button.”
Did You Know?

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Funny Quote of the Day: Tuesday, September 2, 2008

“Words that sound similar are dangerous enough; Words that sound identical are even worse.”
Homophobia

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Funny Quote of the Day: Monday, September 1, 2008

In the old days you used to be able to fuck pretty much anything you fancied, unless of course it was a dinosaur.
Gay

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Funny Quote of the Day: Sunday, August 31, 2008

A Pathological Liar, seen here after working all night on the Constitution going on a binge of crack cocaine and telling an especially juicy lie.
Pathological liar

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