Funny Quote of the Day: Monday, October 13, 2008

“Increase the awareness of fires; start a few.”
User:Dr. Skullthumper on fires

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Funny Quote of the Day: Sunday, October 12, 2008

“Plan B: The other other white meat ...plan.”
Vanity

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Funny Quote of the Day: Saturday, October 11, 2008

“...The quote lives on in my heart. Also my userpage, which is nice, as my heart is always losing stuff.”
Forum:Favorite quotes

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Funny Quote of the Day: Friday, October 10, 2008

“Tonight, after you fall asleep, I'm going to claw out your friggin' eyes.”
Forum:Ask Hinoa

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Funny Quote of the Day: Thursday, October 9, 2008

“An artist's depiction of a fruit bowl ninja. You see, the artist was actually trying to paint a fruit bowl at the time, and it was only when he finished and looked at the painting that he realized a ninja was hiding in front of him the whole time.”
Ninja

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Funny Quote of the Day: Wednesday, October 8, 2008

“I have nothing to declare but my own Genus.”
Oscar Wilde on being a Homo

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Funny Quote of the Day: Tuesday, October 7, 2008

“If you hear someone sneeze do not hesitate to say "God bless you". Atheists hate that.”
HowTo:Catch an Atheist

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